Thanks for Flying the Friendly Skies- Part 2

MAN!! I love blogging while I am on an airplane!! So much shit and so many people to talk about!! LOL First off let me tell you that I am at the end of the fuckin’ earth here in aisle 32, seat F. Yep, the one right next to the bathroom. At the very back of the plane. On the window. You know, I booked this ticket over 6 weeks ago, I don’t feel that I deserve this placement. The dude sitting next to me (BTW is 6’2” middle seat, already tried to switch with me, I said NO) got his ticket last night. WTF? I get the fucking literally LAST seat on the plane?? OK man.

Ok, so, D-Bag sitting next to me, who is like 25, just told me that he is a Record Exec from Chicago who manages the “Urban Genre”. Ummmmm, so the Rap music? I asked him what the “Urban Genre” consisted of, and he was lacking for an answer. Couldn’t really tell me anything. Urban….I’m thinking Hip Hop? Go-Go? Reggae? Punk?? Industrial?? Shit, throw me a bone here, guy. He sealed his fate as a punk ass intern liar after he asked me what type of music I liked. I mentioned punk, and he said Yeah! I love Punk Music!! Like Blink 182 “All the Small Things”?? Ummm…yeah, pretty much NO. I mentioned Reggae, oh yeah Dude he LOVES some Bob Marley. Which, I guess that is a start; I would just think a “record exec” would know his stuff. Oh and also, I mentioned he was in the middle seat in the very end row?? It was because his “secretary” totally screwed up his travel arrangements. Uh, don’t you think you could have upgraded to First Class then?? For god sake, what a TOOL!! I’m thinking the chick sitting next to him is buying it though. Hey, I guess that’s what single serving friends are all about.