Get out of my dreams, and also out of my car.

OK, since when has it become appropriate to forceably kiss a casual acquaintance on the mouth as a "hello"? I mean, even in Europe they kiss on the cheek, not on the mouth. Dont you think after the first time, when the person (uh, ME) turns their head away from you and your greedy mouth when you approach, that that does not mean for you to step forward in front of me to try harder to get in front of my mouth? I did not want to be assaulted by your lips when I left the house today.

And second of all, every time I run into you, you tell me to call you. Dont you think it is odd that I NEVER have your number, even though you give it to me every time I see you? Or that I have NEVER called you? Yet you think it is ok and acceptable to mouth kiss me at every opportunity you see fit? Get the the fuck up out of my Grille!!!

Third, might I add, I have no idea where your mouth has been. I have seen first hand that you hit on every chick with a pulse. God knows who has accepted. On the same note, your married girlfriend is a total hooker. Dont you know that she is also banging 3 other guys in town? If you have just been kissing (or what other else) that tramp, I dont want your lips any where near my face. And when does the tongue assault start?

So please, everyone, unless you are smoking hot and know that I want you to kiss me, please, shake my hand, give me a hug, a pat on the back. Please dont invade my personal space or assume that I want you to mack on me.